117 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.
117. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 5:41pm:
SO to the people who put 'genital warts' all over their facebook profiles. That came up on my newsfeed; way to represent.
116. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 5:24pm:
SO to the girl in the hat that had bunny ears that went down to her ass. You may have looked a little ridiculous, but you made me smile. However, ASO to the guy behind her with devil horns. You sort of ruined the good feelings.
115. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 5:18pm:
SO to walking behind a pair of guys and only catching this part of their convo: "I can output but I don't know if I can input."
114. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 5:17pm:
SO to the students who stopped to ask if I was okay or if I needed help after wiping out on my moped at the top of Observatory of Wednesday. ASO to winter for declaring war on us all.
113. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 5:03pm:
shout-out to today being my 26th birthday and it actually being the best one yet. i may be closer to 30 than 20 but i wouldn't change it for a thing
112. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 4:54pm:
SO to the girl who proclaimed that the rabbit used to make her hat wasn't killed.
111. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 4:42pm:
SO to funnyordie.com's "Prop 8 - The Musical." I'm glad Doogie Howser has figured out the solution to our economic crisis.
110. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 4:37pm:
SO to Mukluks being far superior to Uggs in every way.
109. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 4:21pm:
SO to my boyfriend who brought me chocolate while i was studying because it was that time of month again :) When i said you are such a guy, I really meant thank you.
108. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 4:05pm:
so to palindromes: "ah, satan sees nataha."
107. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 4:04pm:
ASO to the girl who proceeded to answer her phone not once...not twice...but three times in the quiet room at college lib. please take it outside next time -the girl who gave you the dirty look
106. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:57pm:
SO to waiting for my friend in front of the bathroom only to see someone run into the bathroom and start puking loudly. ASO to moving across the hall to the next bathroom only to hear two people doing the dirty. maybe we need a new spot to congregate in front of.
105. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:56pm:
SO to my friend who asked me on a scale from 1 to 10 "how much do you wanna be a whale right now?" for someone who doesn't smoke any pot, he sure acts like a stoner...
104. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:25pm:
SO to the random guy riding a unicycle down Charter today. While I was busy staring at the ice on the sidewalk you were cruising around carelessly. i'm jealous.
103. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:23pm:
SO to "that's what she said" appearing more and more in pop culture. SO to The Office!
102. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:20pm:
SO to unintentionally ending up dressed all in red in an attempt to stay warm. Damn it feels good to be a Badger!
101. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:49pm:
so to ppl who slip but don't fall and then continue walking like nothing happened. ignoring it doesn't mean it didn't happen. a little chuckle or something might ease the discomfort you feel, but then it wouldn't be as funny for me
100. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:46pm:
aso to ppl who hold the door open when i'm still 30 feet behind them. it's more annoying than polite cuz i have to awkwardly speed up while you stand there like a moron. spatial reasoning is clearly not your strong suit.
99. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:23pm:
ASO to uterus pains. If only men knew how much sharp pains in the vagina hurt maybe they would understand why we are so bitchy sometimes.
98. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:06pm:
(A)SO to studying abroad and discovering that foreign guys are not as great as they are made out to be. Huge SO to coming home in 2 weeks to a city full of American boys! Oh Madison, how I have missed you...
97. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 1:44pm:
so to introducing my bosses to "2 girls, 1 cup" after learning my boss had norovirus. hearing their reactions and then watching reaction videos has pretty much made my month.
96. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 1:06pm:
SO to the UPS man in front of the Pallisades who, upon seeing the other UPS man's mad skills at unloading boxes from the back, exclaimed "You're almost as nimble as your mother!" You made my day.
95. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 1:01pm:
SO to the blond girl who sat with me and my two friends in the quiet study room on the 3rd floor of Helen c on Monday. You're really really cute and I wouldn't mind having another study jam. BTW how was the physics test?
94. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 12:36pm:
shout-out to the number of shout-outs i know the SOC will be reading about the guy giving away free starbucks on park and university this morning.
93. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 12:10pm:
SO to the late Allen Ginsberg. We listened to you read your poetry on Monday morning and you, sir, sound EXACTLY like David Duchovny when he has something really long and irrelevant to narrate about on the X-Files.
92. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 11:56am:
SO to the guy walking around with a dispenser of free hot chocolate Wednesday morning. You made my walk in the snow that much more enjoyable and my body just a little warmer. My piss must have made it warm. Enjoy
91. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 11:26am:
SO to the sorostitutes wearing heeled boots trying to make their way down Bascom at 5 steps per minute. Wisconsin winters aren't fashionable - deal with it.
90. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 10:44am:
Can I SO to a SO? SO to the person whose "endangered so" was posted in the paper yesterday. Your shoutout was so witty and clever. I'm not the girl in the panda hat, but pick me! choose me! love me!
89. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 10:33am:
SO to the guy who was dressed in full out armor by Steenbock last night. it was nice talking to you about your sweet shield and sword and you're super cute. but the deciding factor, are you awesome enough to read the SOs?!
88. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 10:02am:
SO/ASO to Sporcle.com. I can't decide if it's love or hate. You're oh so distracting, but oh so enjoyable.
87. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 9:50am:
SO to realizing I am Buddy the Elf! I love making snow angels, eating cookie dough, spreading Christmas cheer by singing loud for all to hear, my sister is a semi-elf, and I love smiling, it is my favorite!
86. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 8:19am:
SO to Wisconsin, where somehow no matter which direction you walk in, it seems to blow right in your face...that's what she said.
85. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 8:01am:
ASO to the tidal wave that occurs when your poop hits the toilet water actually being large enough to splash back on your ass. Why has someone not engineered a toilet bowl to prevent this?<=====It can't be done. Our Chem engineering class raised this question and we calculated that your ass has to be three feet above the water in a really narrow bowl. Three feet is too high for some people to get onto and for some to piss into.
84. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:37am:
ASO to 3,000 word papers that need to have 40 references. yes, that means you anthro/neuro/psych/zoo 619.
83. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:36am:
so to the fabulous shoveling job of the sidewalks on campus. now we are blessed with the pleasure of ice skating to class every day.
82. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:53am:
SO the the video of the little girl speaking french. I have now lost an hour of my day listening to stories about crocodiles and hippos going amiss and I have a strange urge to learn french.
81. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:36am:
SO to a friend of mine back home who's phone number shows up on a credit card receipt of a specific sex toy company. 'I'm just a 20 year old college student. No rings here. I'm sorry the two inches was wishful thinking. But hey, look at the bright said, you've provided a good laugh for the evening. I'm going to go watch Hancock now. Bye.'
80. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:33am:
SO to the Men In Black. You keep these streets so safe.......
79. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:16am:
ASO to having to pee an extra amount as you try to unzip your pants with shaky hands...SO to the feeling of release when the task is accomplished
78. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:15am:
SO to the the guys who work at brothers...you guys consistantly make my life better one way or another...luv ya.
