This Week’s Shout-Outs

This Week’s Shout-Outs

1161 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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ASO to last night's bachelorette, A guy from Wisconsin finally gets on the show but doesn't make it through the first rose ceremony? RSO to Emily.

ASO to the constant coughing at college library making it sound like a hospital waiting room. But SO to everyone here studying strong at 3:00am.

SO to the kid in hawks tonight that I made eye contact with and smiled at like 600 times. You were amazingly cute ASO to not knowing where you disappeared to after I went to te bathroom. DASO to me leaving tomorrow. HopefulSO to seeing you next year

HMFASO TO LOSING MOTIVATION.

ASO to the girl working at the Open Book Cafe in College Library right now. I admire your optimism and energy, but it's past midnight and we're all stressed out with finals so it would be nice if you weren't talking so loudly and spazzing every time your co-worker says something.

SO to everyone who has read all 1,135 shout-outs while procrastinating for finals. At that rate you could have read that book from the middle of the semester. ASO for not reading that book!

SO to Hatter's. I miss you. It's been weeks and the last two times I tried to see you I sadly didn't make it. I'll be there soon! ASO to finals keeping me from my one true love, alcohol.

ASO to pulling all of my many all-nighters at home by myself, when I should have been at College in the company of other studiers. Seriously takes away so much anxiety to be surrounded by other people.

SO to the weird lights above Madison around 10:30 tonight. UFO sighting? Anyone know what they were?

ASO to being the Hermione-type, but without the friends or magic

SO to Sam from the Pres House (I think that's what you said your name is). Your guitar playing is wonderful! Thanks for letting me pretend to be serenaded through my window like in the movies!

SO to all. I. Need. A Hug.

FUCKING HATRED ASO to my neighbors on W. Wash. I'm getting my hatchet ready to come maul your brains out if you don't turn your goddamn screamo music down. WE HAVE FINALS AT 8 AM. Bastards.

SO to the girl who was in my social work class this past semester I saw tonight at blackhawk's study day. you are absolutely beautiful

ASO to people that chew gum with their mouths open. you belong with the cows. i'm talking to you, girl in the blue zip up hoodie at memorial on the 2nd floor. I don't want to hear how much you love your gum

SO to all graduating seniors out there without jobs yet. Whatever you do, don't get discouraged! It may take time but you will find a job. It took me a few months after I graduated last year. But you're Badgers! You will persevere!

SO to the adorable elderly couple on the Terrace tonight sharing an ice cream. I can only hope I find a fellow badger to bike to the Union and eat ice cream with when I'm 80!

ASO to my stomach sounding like a Balrog throughout my entire exam. DASO to repeatedly thinking "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" the whole time.

SO to MJ. sup playa? i'm sorry i messed things up this year by embarrassing myself more times than i can count. hope to see you around in the fall, stud muffin.

SO to sounding like Marcel the Shell when I'm sick

SO to masturbating for the last hour before my exam. happy vagina, happy mind.

ASO to putting a word that starts with C in parenthesis and always mistaking the ( for the C. (an't help it).

ASO to buying a frozen pizza that had all the toppings on the crust then the sauce on top. I don't know how that happened, but if that's not a bad omen regarding finals I don't know what the fuck is.

SO to the yoga teacher today who played what I believe was the hobbit theme during class today. Rock on.

ASO to people who complain about their finals. I forgot you are the only one that has them. Please, continue to tell me more about how your life is so much more difficult than mine...

ASO to seeing a girl who goes to Edgewood's facebook status as "Can't wait until Badger football tickets go on sale and having another season of craziness!!" Bitch you don't even go here.

SO to all of the student employees on campus. Since it's finals week, we'll have to deal with sassy customers and difficult people. Keep on goin'! DSO to all of the people who go into libraries, cafeterias, dorms, offices, etc. and realize that we're all students too.

ASO to all of the people who steal office supplies from the library. Get your own scissors and pens so other people can use them too!

SO to the hunky guy studying shirtless on his lawn on Mills St. this morning. You made my walk to school infinitely better.

SO to the first year med school students studying next to me at Union South outside. Good for you! And you were a great distraction while I'm didn't want to write my paper. It was like watching Grey's Anatomy while they study for their boards!

SO to this place. I'm really going to miss it. Freshmen: stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of god, cherish it.

HMFASO to the people just lounging on the pier as i sit here trapped all day inside college library hopped up on adderall and mountain dew. i hate you all.

SO to the Asian girl eating a tomato like an apple in the SAC. I know I don't have the cajones for that feat of food domination.

ASO to my upstairs neighbors, lets just put the P in the V already.

LOLSO to undergrads during finals week. Congratulations on recognizing that all those assignments that you didn't complete or turn in were actually important for your precious grade.

SO to my roommate for humming "If I Only Had a Brain" while studying for finals.

SO to the girl in front of me at college this morning whose head is twitching violently up and down as she struggles to stay awake. Hope you get some rest soon and don't hurt yourself in the meantime!

SO to the bee that's slowly frying itself to death on the light in my living room. Hope you've lived a long and glorious bee life because that shit will probably kill you.

SO to listening to the Inception Soundtrack while walking home late at night from the library. It gives my current tedious life of constant studying a glimmer of epicness.

SO to the end of finals reuniting me with my one true love, Skyrim.

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